My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Will you blow on my dice?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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