OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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