you're like a bully in the Christmas story
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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