Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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