Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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