The maid of honor just puked.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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