Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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