when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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