I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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