My Higher Power is John Stamos
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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