Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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