You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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