did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We got so high we made milksteak
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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