Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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