3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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