i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
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I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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