Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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