i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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