STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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