The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Little spoons don't ask big questions
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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