Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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