She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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