Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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