Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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