Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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