It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize