My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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