Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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