Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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