I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
We are all done wearing pants today
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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