I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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