I must be too annoying 4 u.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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