we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i will never coherently bang her
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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