So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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