I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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