when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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