I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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