I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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