shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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