just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
50% drunk capacity currently
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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