he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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