Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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