Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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