you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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