If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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