Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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