I want to stick my p in your. b.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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