Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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