do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I want her autograph on my taint
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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