My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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