I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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